A WINTER’S TALE

 Not a long one: 

I DID BUY A CO-OP IN 2024 SO THERE'S THAT:

 

Went to Lidl, felt like the former Soviet Union

FEELING LIKE A PIONEER WOMAN:

 

DRAGGED MY SORRY ASS IN TO WORK TWO HOURS EARLY

 I keep telling myself murder is illegal. 

Why are front desk people so anal?

Back home with the pigs

Here comes the snow.

The beginning of my little "mini" vacation

FIVE MONTHS AGO TODAY:

 

MLK DAY

 He had a dream. 

WOW

 See https://www.passiton.com/inspirational-stories-tv-spots/189-dear-me

The full version: 

 

MY "NEW" PHONE

 Had it activated yesterday:

My new phone arrived.

I AM NOT DEAD INSIDE.

 Just comatose.

Broke my phone yesterday

SHEEP QUESTION

 

An email I found from 2009:

"Well, I was a farm-boy and not a shepherd, so, I don't really know the answer.

When does a lamb become a full grown sheep?"

I GUESS ONE CAN GRIEVE ANYONE OR ANYTHING:

 

I don't have a concussion.

I ENDED UP DOING WHAT EMMA STONE DID:

 

WORKS FOR ME

 

FELL OFF THE SCOOTER ON THE WAY BACK FROM TACO BELL

Maybe DoorDash would have been a better idea.

I would have expected better from the Swiss.

Happy New Year!