THOSE COMPUTER COURSES CAME IN HANDY.

 

Palm Sunday🌴

My vet is retiring.

WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF ALL THE NO KINGS MARCHES TURNED OUT TO BE THE SUPER SPREADER EVENTS LIBERALS ARE SO TERRIFIED OF? 🤣🤣🤣

 

#ilovetrump #kings #nokings #nokingsday #trump pic.twitter.com/FJXKG7I8WL

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 28, 2026

 

#ilovetrump #kings #nokings #nokingsday #trump pic.twitter.com/WZRzixPDYn

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 28, 2026

 

#deniro #ilovetrump #kings #nokings #nokingsday #robertdeniro #trump pic.twitter.com/m6xTwxM8yv

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 28, 2026

 

#fauci #ilovetrump #kings #nokings #nokingsday #trump https://t.co/ujeqmYxpZs

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 28, 2026

 

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— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 28, 2026

 

#ilovetrump #kings #nokings #nokingsday #trump pic.twitter.com/HJoUfymkad

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 28, 2026

THE NORTHEASTERN PART OF OUR CITY IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST CATHOLIC.

Why don't I feel much when I go there? 

Someone took my toothpaste without returning it.

Taking the recycling out of the house is kind of like getting the toxins out of your body.

 

I NEED HELP THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX.

 

Multifactor authentication sucks.

WAS IT YESTERDAY OR TODAY I DREAMT ABOUT A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION?

"I MUST GO DOWN TO THE SEA AGAIN..."

 

A NEW LOW

Dude called me from the bathroom and flushed while he was talking to me. I want more money.

FIRST DAY OF SPRING

 

Happy first day of spring
🌱🌻🪴🌷🪷🌺🦋😊 pic.twitter.com/qXzCP6W5DQ

— Anselmo piña (@Anselmo14466476) March 20, 2026

Happy Friday and Happy First Day of Spring! https://t.co/YmZhTkI9KQ

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 20, 2026

Today is the feast of St. Joseph.

WORKING ON MY NIGHT OFF

 Not a happy camper.

HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY!

 

AFTER WATCHING THE OSCARS I AM CLEANSING MY MIND BY WATCHING TRAINSPOTTING:

 

BINGO

The weird haircut, the noise cancelling headphones, the glasses, the piercings, the rainbow neck brace, the lemon-yellow walker and the pink cane. 

It's like the LGBTQXYZ people who say "none of your business" when we ask "are you gay, a man or a woman etc." If you're going to do so much to attract attention to yourself don't criticize people for pointing, staring asking questions etc. 

When I used canes (which I gave away when I didn't need them any longer) I used flowered ones to cheer myself (and possibly other people) up but I didn't scream "don't look at me:"

Lou shares the troubles of public transport (they/them only)
by u/itsvickeh in illnessfakers

RAN INTO MY DOCTOR IN A RESTAURANT

Good thing I was just eating an appetizer and drinking a Diet Coke. 

THE MOON LOOKS LIKE A LEMON SLICE:

 

I'll CLEAR THE ROAD, THE GRAVEL AND THE THORNBUSH IN THE PATH...

That burns a scented oil 

That I'll drip into your bath 

The water's there to warm you

And the earth is warmer 

When you laugh:

 

No bad dreams today

Feeling better. I saw birds. 🐦‍⬛

Don't forget to spring forward.

It looks downright dystopian outside. ☁️

Had a bad dream about a robbery, trouble falling back to sleep

REMEMBER WHEN...

They tried to scare us six years ago? Sorry to disappoint them but I had Covid three, count 'em THREE times and didn't end up like this: 

Back at work

Still Positive