I DON’T HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS

But I didn’t think I did in the first place. It was mainly because psycho landlady makes me tell her I’m coming upstairs so she can put her mask on. If I had any thought I was positive I would never have posted on social media until I was 100% sure.

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

And this was more than 30 years ago.

Got a letter from Employment Services

THE HYPOCRISY OF THE LEFT

I GOT A NOTE

So I have a note from Homeland Security giving me permission to be on the street. But there is no picture, date of birth, Social Security number etc. It might as well say “please allow ____  on the street, bus, train etc., signed Homeland Security.”

THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR

Since I posted on Facebook that I had been tested for the Coronavirus people have been frantically contacting my boss so he texted me. Nice.

Two people in the other building where I work have tested positive but one was a visitor and I doubt I had contact to the other one.

HE WROTE ME A LETTER

Because I work for an “essential” industry I have a letter from Homeland Security allowing me to be on the streets. So far I have not needed it but I carry it everywhere:

GOT TESTED FOR COVID

May have the results Wednesday. 

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On my way to the urgent care center.

More people will die from the bullshit surrounding the Coronavirus than from the virus itself.

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GOOD MORNING, WORLD, IT’S A BRAND NEW DAY!

(WITH POLISH SUBTITLES, YET)

TRYING TO START THE WEEK OFF ON A POSITIVE NOTE:

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THE QUEEN’S SPEECH

It was actually in April--a rare one for her. 

KEEPING IT REAL

TODAY IS MOTHER’S DAY

My 89-year-old mother is in an assisted living  over 900 miles away.

ARBEIT MACHT FREI

Except some of us aren’t allowed to work.

SOCIAL DISTANCING

I know this is old news—I am saving it for posterity:

Some people get hysterical if you get anywhere near them, let alone cough. Last year a movie called “Five Feet Apart” came out. It was about a couple with cystic fibrosis.  Not sure if it also showed beautiful young people farting, puking, having diarrhea or having mucus come out of every orifice.

FLATTENING THE CURVE

The idea was to keep people at home and off the streets as much as possible so we don’t overstress our healthcare system and end up with freezers full of corpses and coffins in the streets the way Italy did. People would still get sick and die, just at a more manageable rate. Now the left has moved the finish line (the whole racetrack, even) and has decided we should not ever go outdoors until the whole world is completely Coronavirus-free:

SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT

SCHRÖDINGER’S VIRUS

WHAT HAPPENED

A bunch of whiny liberals can’t accept that their girl lost almost four years ago so they are punishing the world by holding it hostage and making it stay home. I’ve been luckier than most as I work in an “essential” industry but we lost so much revenue we had to furlough people. Still, I’ve been luckier than most and except for about five hours in March I haven’t had a day off since February. That was to visit my mother in Florida which does not a vacation make.

WHERE THIS STUFF COMES FROM

All content here is either my own work, used with permission or common knowledge/public domain. That means snagged off the Internet Al Gore invented through web searches or social media. You can email me if you want to know more. In all the years I’ve been blogging only one person has asked me to take down a picture they posted.

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FURLOUGHED

I've been furloughed because of the Coronavirus.

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