Monday, September 15, 2025

Saturday, September 13, 2025

COVID VACCINES ARE LIKE iPHONES

Everyone wants the newest version whether or not they need it. As a result people who are LEGITIMATELY sick can't see doctors.

Tuesday, August 26, 2025

NOT SURE IF I EVER ATE AT A CRACKER BARREL

 I'm not much offended by the word "cracker" except when people call me "raggedy-assed cracker bitch:"



Wednesday, August 20, 2025

PUBLIC SERVANTS ANNOUNCEMENT

Monday, August 18, 2025

Thursday, August 14, 2025

MY BIRTHDAY

Holiday Mathis says "Attention to the aesthetic makes life run smoother in this year marked by your exceptional taste. Pleasure is often the engine. Whimsy, beauty, silliness — the ignorant call it fluff; you call it fuel. Indulgence opens up bigger channels of attraction and ease. More highlights: Your custom approach to solving problems earns you top dollar. You'll travel with flair and make a bold, beautiful purchase that marks your moment. Gemini and Cancer adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 13, 1, 20, 8 and 15."

Saturday, August 9, 2025

LIBERTARIAN CHONK:

Thinking of getting this shirt:


Gave away my Taco Jill and Don't cough on me shirts. Did not want to be reminded of bad times. 

Friday, August 8, 2025

OF ALL THE IVY LEAGUERS I'VE MET I LIKED ONLY A FEW.

Those who advertise themselves as "Ivy League" on dating profiles have little else going for them. The worst was Jerry the Hunchback.