WENT TO A UKRAINIAN

DO NOT COMPLY IS TRENDING ON X.

 

DO NOT COMPLY is trending: https://t.co/cl0N2Oa9g7

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) May 8, 2026

MY BEST FRIEND IS RIGHT.

 I AM a magnet for violence. A kid was shot behind CVS/Five Guys. 

RIP Ted Turner.

Cinco de Mayo

STAR WARS DAY

Golden Tempo is the winner of the 2026 Kentucky Derby. 🏇

NOT SORRY

HAPPY MAY DAY!

IT WAS 23 YEARS AGO THIS MONTH I STARTED MY FIRST BLOG AND ADOPTED MY FIRST GUINEA PIG.

As Walter Miller said, I have been writing this crap for a long time.

COMEY HAS BEEN TRENDING:

 

SO MUCH FOR NO KINGS:

THINKING OF SOMETHING MY MOTHER SAID:

Some people's lives are so small, so dull, so limited, they have so little going on. 

CAL TECH GRADUATE AND TEACHER OF THE MONTH:

 

TOXIC MASCULINITY?

 

Shooting at White House Correspondents' Dinner

IT WAS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

But the night was pretty nice. 

I FEEL THE URGE TO CHOKE SOMEBODY

Or at least kick them. 

Got my federal refund

The Nuremberg Defense applies so often.

Inhaling grapefruit and clove oil 🌿

Getting a tax refund

HUNGARY FUCKED AROUND.

They'll find out:

ORTHODOX EASTER

Christ is risen. 

Diversity is highly overrated.

I'M TOLD TWO PEOPLE WERE SHOT IN FRONT OF OUR OFFICE BUILDING.

I counted at least eight cop cars. 

EASTER TUESDAY

You get the idea. 

EASTER MONDAY

EASTER SUNDAY

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— Shawn Clinton (@ShawnClinton97) April 4, 2026

THE BUTTER LAMB

 A Southern/Eastern European Tradition: 

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SAYING HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY.

And learn the difference between fasting and abstinence while they're at it. 

HOLY THURSDAY

The Last Supper:

 

  

APRIL FOOL'S DAY

Not feeling very jokey, though.