Man, did I have some weird dreams last night.

Tragedy, possible anti-catholic hate crime in Minneapolis

NOT SURE IF I EVER ATE AT A CRACKER BARREL

 I'm not much offended by the word "cracker" except when people call me "raggedy-assed cracker bitch:"

This is the best of all. I don’t care how much you hate Cracker Barrel. I don’t care about Cracker Barrel. This is funny pic.twitter.com/NdiBsBClW7

— USMC Lady Vet 🇺🇸 (@Arkypatriot) August 27, 2025

WATCHING DALLAS

ICE, ICE BABY:

 

THE SEVEN HEADS OF PROPAGANDA

MISERY LOVING COMPANY

 

PUBLIC SERVANTS ANNOUNCEMENT

Always have your cell phone with you. Even if you are just going around the corner to buy dish soap. Or to the bathroom. 🚽

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) August 20, 2025

SUCH A GOOD SONG

 

When the man comes around. 🎶 pic.twitter.com/Lddqmvejqg

— MAGADevilDog (@MAGADevilDog) August 18, 2025

LIBERTARIAN BREAD

GOT AN ASTROLOGICAL READING

MY BIRTHDAY

Holiday Mathis says "Attention to the aesthetic makes life run smoother in this year marked by your exceptional taste. Pleasure is often the engine. Whimsy, beauty, silliness — the ignorant call it fluff; you call it fuel. Indulgence opens up bigger channels of attraction and ease. More highlights: Your custom approach to solving problems earns you top dollar. You'll travel with flair and make a bold, beautiful purchase that marks your moment. Gemini and Cancer adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 13, 1, 20, 8 and 15."

OFF UNTIL SATURDAY MORNING

Hopefully no one will get sick. 

At least two dead in Pannsylvania

LIBERTARIAN CHONK:

Thinking of getting this shirt:

Gave away my Taco Jill and Don't cough on me shirts. Did not want to be reminded of bad times. 

OF ALL THE IVY LEAGUERS I'VE MET I LIKED ONLY A FEW.

Those who advertise themselves as "Ivy League" on dating profiles have little else going for them. The worst was Jerry the Hunchback. 

THE CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST.

 

And you have no idea how happy it makes me. 

FROM ONE OF MY X FOLLOWERS

 

Making my own coffee drinks

Started fellowship application.

TODAY'S HOROSCOPE:

So I guess it's ok to ask for help with the water heater. 

Bought Ethereum Yesterday

WHAT?

https://t.co/VyWlxFkYDP

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) August 2, 2025

It's cloudy outside.

Earthquake in the Pacific

OH, WHY NOT?

 Emotional support bees:

Empathy is a word used way too often.

GOT A HAIRCUT YESTERDAY

Getting it highlighted, too, because I'm tired of people calling me old.

VIRAL VIDEO

🍏https://t.co/O5B16WRsmx

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) July 25, 2025

Chuck Mangione died.

RIP Hulk Hogan

HAD A BAD DREAM, WOKE UP FEELING UNRESTED

 Maybe this was the reason:

Ozzy Osbourne died.

ANDY BYRON AND KRISTIN CABOT SHOULD BE FORCED TO WATCH THE SHITTY VIDEOS THEY FORCE THEIR EMPLOYEES TO WATCH.

 

And not be allowed to fast-forward through them. 

DO YOU HAVE A BEARD?

 

Or have you been a beard?

WATCHED ST. ELMO'S FIRE

Missed (or forgot) one of the most important lines the first time I saw it: "this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge."