THOSE COMPUTER COURSES CAME IN HANDY.

 

Palm Sunday🌴

My vet is retiring.

WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF ALL THE NO KINGS MARCHES TURNED OUT TO BE THE SUPER SPREADER EVENTS LIBERALS ARE SO TERRIFIED OF? 🤣🤣🤣

 

#ilovetrump #kings #nokings #nokingsday #trump pic.twitter.com/FJXKG7I8WL

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#ilovetrump #kings #nokings #nokingsday #trump pic.twitter.com/WZRzixPDYn

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 28, 2026

 

#deniro #ilovetrump #kings #nokings #nokingsday #robertdeniro #trump pic.twitter.com/m6xTwxM8yv

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 28, 2026

 

#fauci #ilovetrump #kings #nokings #nokingsday #trump https://t.co/ujeqmYxpZs

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 28, 2026

 

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— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 28, 2026

 

#ilovetrump #kings #nokings #nokingsday #trump pic.twitter.com/HJoUfymkad

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THE NORTHEASTERN PART OF OUR CITY IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST CATHOLIC.

Why don't I feel much when I go there? 

Someone took my toothpaste without returning it.

Taking the recycling out of the house is kind of like getting the toxins out of your body.

 

I NEED HELP THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX.

 

Multifactor authentication sucks.

WAS IT YESTERDAY OR TODAY I DREAMT ABOUT A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION?

"I MUST GO DOWN TO THE SEA AGAIN..."

 

A NEW LOW

Dude called me from the bathroom and flushed while he was talking to me. I want more money.

FIRST DAY OF SPRING

 

Happy first day of spring
🌱🌻🪴🌷🪷🌺🦋😊 pic.twitter.com/qXzCP6W5DQ

— Anselmo piña (@Anselmo14466476) March 20, 2026

Happy Friday and Happy First Day of Spring! https://t.co/YmZhTkI9KQ

— UrbanExile (@TheUrbanExile) March 20, 2026

Today is the feast of St. Joseph.

WORKING ON MY NIGHT OFF

 Not a happy camper.

HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY!

 

AFTER WATCHING THE OSCARS I AM CLEANSING MY MIND BY WATCHING TRAINSPOTTING:

 

BINGO

The weird haircut, the noise cancelling headphones, the glasses, the piercings, the rainbow neck brace, the lemon-yellow walker and the pink cane. 

It's like the LGBTQXYZ people who say "none of your business" when we ask "are you gay, a man or a woman etc." If you're going to do so much to attract attention to yourself don't criticize people for pointing, staring asking questions etc. 

When I used canes (which I gave away when I didn't need them any longer) I used flowered ones to cheer myself (and possibly other people) up but I didn't scream "don't look at me:"

Lou shares the troubles of public transport (they/them only)
by u/itsvickeh in illnessfakers

RAN INTO MY DOCTOR IN A RESTAURANT

Good thing I was just eating an appetizer and drinking a Diet Coke. 

THE MOON LOOKS LIKE A LEMON SLICE:

 

I'll CLEAR THE ROAD, THE GRAVEL AND THE THORNBUSH IN THE PATH...

That burns a scented oil 

That I'll drip into your bath 

The water's there to warm you

And the earth is warmer 

When you laugh:

 

No bad dreams today

Feeling better. I saw birds. 🐦‍⬛

Don't forget to spring forward.

It looks downright dystopian outside. ☁️

Had a bad dream about a robbery, trouble falling back to sleep

REMEMBER WHEN...

They tried to scare us six years ago? Sorry to disappoint them but I had Covid three, count 'em THREE times and didn't end up like this: 

Back at work

Still Positive

 

Washing the clothes I put on Monday and took off Friday.

I literally can't smell the roses.

Fever down, feeling better

TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID

 

Sick at home

WOKE UP WITH A SORE THROAT

Hoping to not leave the house until tonight. 

It's something when you feel too lousy to see a doctor. 

Much of the country is being threatened with more snow.

SNOW HAS MELTED IN THE FRONT AND BACK YARD.

Started taking out more of the recycling.

Ash Wednesday

IT'S CHINESE NEW YEAR, SHROVE TUESDAY, A NEW MOON, MY FATHER AND HIS TWIN SISTER'S BIRTHDAY AND JESSE JACKSON DIED.

I saw him at least once. Not sure if I ever interviewed him.